Posts Tagged ‘Celery’

What Should Be Chelsea FC’s First Home Champions League Game Giveaway

Now the question on everyone’s lips for the Champions League home game is not whether McEachran will start or how Chelsea will fare against Marseille, no no no it is most certainly will Chelsea be giving anything away to fans visiting Stamford Bridge?

Previously there have been flags and last year it was scarves both of which were actually kind of cool, however this year if we are going to win the Champions League we really need to push the boat out and spend money on the fans to make it all the way to the Champions League final.

Free stuff is great, but it’s also a little bit insulting, we are endlessly mocked for these attempts to create atmosphere, therefore we need so we need to make this year’s something special, something that everybody will remember for years to go.

Here are my suggestions

Celery

It’s green its low calorie, can be part of your five a day and it makes a good missile to sing a dirty song to, what’s not to like? One bunch per seat please

Gold Plated Tickets  

Come on Roman share the wealth, don’t waste money on gimmicks just make the tickets properly pimping and well out of gold

A Beer Buddy

Never queue for a half time beer again, the club simply hires a butler for each fan to queue up and save them a beer at half time before melting into the background

Finally a serioius suggestion

A Proper Banner

Some of the banners at the Bridge are embarrassing, I am not talking about the John Terry or Osgood banners which are epic.  I am talking about the fake and literally made of plastic banners that seem to cover the Bridge at the moment, funded by the club no less they add nothing to the atmosphere and scream FAKE! How about some proper banners something designed by the fans

Which one gets your vote? I will be sure to be giving anything that is given out at the ground away should any fan want it, unless my gold tickets idea kicks off.